Billy Elliot the Forum

Someone waved a piece of paper at me today at work and I asked ...

'What's that?'

They said ...

'It's a letter'

I said ...

'I can see it's a letter'

.... oh dear ...

KeefyM wrote:What gave you that impression ?

*****d if I know.

in honour of it coming back in the London show last week,


"i think you'd look cush in a tutu"

Your Dad's p***ed as a platypus.


Joe Massey

A couple of days ago, I bought these buns from the discount shelf at the supermarket. Normally, stuff from the discount shelf if great and half-price, but this time they were mank. When I brought them back for a refund, they asked what is wrong with them and I say, "It's got mould on it!". They wondered why I was chuckling.

I am not particularly 'au fait' with electrical matters and the other day I had cause to telephone the TV company as my television was not working properly. The technician at the end of the 'phone asked me what the problem was and I replied..'' I can't really explain it..I haven't got the words..'' True.

Dancingboy.

I'm going to try and quote from the show all day at work tomorrow.

I'm an arospace engineer, and if a job goes wrong I think there is only one quote fitting: "I can't realy explain it, I haven't got the words"

If I get asked when a job will be completed, my reply will be: "F**k*d if I know."

I think its going to be quite fun quoting from the show tomorrow

I don't suppose your boss tells you that ''you are something f*****g special,now clear off before I start to cry''?


dancingboy

dancingboy wrote:I don't suppose your boss tells you that ''you are something f*****g special,now clear off before I start to cry''?


dancingboy

Not in them precise words, but something close.