Someone waved a piece of paper at me today at work and I asked ...
'What's that?'
They said ...
'It's a letter'
I said ...
'I can see it's a letter'
.... oh dear ...
Speak only in quotes from the show.
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- Tall Boy
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*****d if I know.KeefyM wrote:What gave you that impression ?
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in honour of it coming back in the London show last week,
"i think you'd look cush in a tutu"
"i think you'd look cush in a tutu"
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Your Dad's p***ed as a platypus.
Joe Massey
Joe Massey
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A couple of days ago, I bought these buns from the discount shelf at the supermarket. Normally, stuff from the discount shelf if great and half-price, but this time they were mank. When I brought them back for a refund, they asked what is wrong with them and I say, "It's got mould on it!". They wondered why I was chuckling.
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I am not particularly 'au fait' with electrical matters and the other day I had cause to telephone the TV company as my television was not working properly. The technician at the end of the 'phone asked me what the problem was and I replied..'' I can't really explain it..I haven't got the words..'' True.
Dancingboy.
Dancingboy.
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I'm going to try and quote from the show all day at work tomorrow.
I'm an arospace engineer, and if a job goes wrong I think there is only one quote fitting: "I can't realy explain it, I haven't got the words"
If I get asked when a job will be completed, my reply will be: "F**k*d if I know."
I think its going to be quite fun quoting from the show tomorrow
I'm an arospace engineer, and if a job goes wrong I think there is only one quote fitting: "I can't realy explain it, I haven't got the words"
If I get asked when a job will be completed, my reply will be: "F**k*d if I know."
I think its going to be quite fun quoting from the show tomorrow
“The dance is over, the applause subsided
but the joy and feeling will stay with you forever.”
W. M. Tory
but the joy and feeling will stay with you forever.”
W. M. Tory
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- Billy
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I don't suppose your boss tells you that ''you are something f*****g special,now clear off before I start to cry''?
dancingboy
dancingboy
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dancingboy wrote:I don't suppose your boss tells you that ''you are something f*****g special,now clear off before I start to cry''?
dancingboy
Not in them precise words, but something close.
“The dance is over, the applause subsided
but the joy and feeling will stay with you forever.”
W. M. Tory
but the joy and feeling will stay with you forever.”
W. M. Tory